Tuesday, October 3, 2006

Giving More Than 100....

Mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S -I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit
and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Monday, October 2, 2006


We never get, What we want, We never want, What we get, We never have,  What we like, We never like, What we have, Still we live,  Still we love, this is LIFE ...

I just saw something incredibly cool... A big floating ball that lit up with every colour of the rainbow, plus some new ones that were so beautiful I fell to my knees and cried....

For one brief moment I felt the heartbeat of creation... And it was one with my own.

Sunday, October 1, 2006

Dulu dan Sekarang....

Dulu, orang kata
Yang kelok itu kendi
Yang merah itu saga
Yang elok itu budi
Yang indah itu bahasa
Tapi itu dulu, bukan sekarang

Dulu, orang kata
Orang berbudi kita berbahasa
Orang memberi kita merasa
Tapi itu dulu, bukan sekarang

Dulu, orang kata
Kalau tak dipecahkan ruyung
Manakan dapat sagunya
Tapi itu dulu, bukan sekarang

Dulu, orang kata
Berakit-rakit ke hulu
Berenang-renang ke tepian
Bersakit-sakit dahulu
Bersenang-senang kemudian
Tapi itu dulu, bukan sekarang

Dulu, orang kata
Alang-alang menyeluk pekasam
Biar sampai ke pangkal lengan
Tapi itu dulu, bukan sekarang

Baru aku faham
Letak belakang kata orang
Tak kira org dulu org sekarang
Kalau xmahu melukut di tepi gantang!